How To Give A 5-Word Acceptance Speech at the Webby Awards
The Webby Awards are given to people who achieve excellence in the Internet-jacking arts, which is why I have literally twos of them. And as a Webby-winning veteran, I can tell you: figuring out what to say in your five-word acceptance speech can be a very difficult, even agonizing decision. Luckily, I’ve created this handy assortment of acceptance speech pro tips for all the Webby winners, and the hundreds of millions of you out there not cool and successful enough to win an Internet award who will instead be giving your own pretend Webby acceptance speeches in front of a mirror on Monday night. You’re welcome.
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